Fun with intraverbals!

This morning B woke up on the proverbial "wrong side of the bed," so Daddy was trying to cheer him up:

Daddy: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water . . .
B: uh . . . spout . . .
Daddy: down came the rain and washed the spider . . .
B: daddy, that's too much to ask.

******

Later, Daddy started singing a song he made up for him when he was 2:

Daddy: My name is B and I'm two-foot-two and I jump all day like a kangaroo. Don't cross my mommy or she will ___________

B: hit me.


[whereupon i fell out of B's bed laughing!]